#did i mention i dont like hyrule run by kings only
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scopophobia-polaris · 1 year ago
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reading your instagram stories and so true I love when people make hyrule royal family drama, I headcanon that oot zelda is a bastard child (possibly half sheikah but only impa knows that) but got the throne because all her siblings died lol
Holy fuck, I LOVE royal family drama, I don't like when people make like....all of them evil but OHHHH the silly things you can get up to with a family of people who control a county with absolute power and think they have goddess blood 💔
OH THATS REAL SILLY THOUGH ABOUT THE DEAD SIBLINGS THING, my au Zelda had like 3 older siblings (all dead due to civil war 💥) and one of them. One of her older brothers is for sure a half sibling to her, idk how to say this but the queens of hyrule can do nothing wrong and no one questions when the kid don't look anything like the dad. I mean who would question it when the queens are the ones that actually rule Hyrule.
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ganondoodle · 1 year ago
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you know what i just saw some more of that weird ass reward for getting all shrines in totk, and tbh im still so
what is that?? there are no dog like sentient species in this version of hyrule?? the most is the sonau themselves but they got no tails??? i dont think anything in this hyrule has a tail like that? and sonau legs are pretty normalish human too areant they? they dont even have proper claws, just veguely longer fingernails- i guess there are the statues in the underground that kinda look like it (they dont got tails either tho do they??) but like ,,, theres nothing you can learn about them right? its never mentioned or even hinted at despite there being so goddamm much of the sonau still just up and functioning- their lil "material deposits" in the depths arent even withered beyond some plants growing on them, all their 'tech' (isnt it just .. magic tho? where the mechanism actually? its usually just some stone animated by green swirlies ... but ill mention that in another post) just runs perfectly like it was made yesterday
where does that thing come from?? and its supposed to the the HERO FROM THE TAPESTRY???? huh????? and its decked out in sonau clothing head to toe with clear gerudo refs too?? that so weird bc youd feel like there would have been some mention of this, especially considering that that thing is on the tapestry and impa(was it her? or purah?) RECOGNIZES ITS THE HERO FROM THE TAPESTRY???? like, CASUALLY even?? like a well known fact ?? did i miss some big lore part somewhere that talked about that dog gerudo sonau thing?? and if its on the tapestry that means it wasnt that long ago really (i mean ... all the sonau shit is still pretty much fully intact so arguing that they came and went in the time between totks past and botws past isnt that plausible either imo ..??) o how come you never see anything from that and yet its somehow completely known for them, and you cannot tell me she saw the abstract version of the hero and then looked at that armor and went thats the same bc two colors veguely matched or what?!! also given that its fully clothed in sonau stuff .. like the arms are literally raurus bracelets .. thingies, but then the sonau where supposedly a complete and unknown mystery until it suddendly came all raining from the sky and revealing its been there and EVERYWHERE the whole time apparently? with the most we knew was some flimsyly made stereotypical barbaric armor set in faron in botw? which i guess is also fully undone by totk since it shares absolutely zero in desing to the 'actual' sonau stuff we got in totk
and if it where some sort of descendant from the mix of kids rauru and sonai kinda .. must have had (unless they did away with zeldas bloodline stuff too .. which .. why even call it zelda anymore at this point lol) then again, where did those features come from (like the tail and red hair, the strange googly eyes? is there a mix of goron in there too??) and how was it then not documented or seen anywhere else?? youd imagine the mutant kids of the first tragically dead king and queen of this hyrule would be known in some way .. that is assuming it was that, but given the weird features no other species has still is ... it just doesnt add up
(i had the awful thoguht for a second that it might supposed to mean the gerudo came from that but .. the gerudo are already there LITERALLY the 1:1 same as in the present, just like all the other species ... which is also disappointing as hell, like seriously? not even different feather colors for the rito? literally the same clothing for the gerudo as in botw but white with golden stuff instead?? some vaguely different zora features? idk ? anything? also the hero would never be gerudo, we know only evil comes from that *explodes*)
if its supposed to be a mystery then they absolutely failed in making it any interesting or intriguing but still something that feels like its part of the world, like botw was very good at giving you mysteries you wanted to talk and theorize about that still felt organic, harmonic with the world, but in totk its all either boring answers or just ... completely out of nowhere and just kinda stumps you (in a bad way)
*sighs* yet antoher ramble rant, this game could have had it all, it was right there on the plate in front of them all they needed to do is grasp at it, why wouldnt you ..
totk will never not frustrate me huh ಠ_ಠ
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bobbincosplays · 4 years ago
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[Part 1] The thoughts of someone playing Ocarina of Time for the first time, a highlight of my progression.
Titles are to give an idea of where I am as I said these things, for context. I left out a lot of unnecessary parts like going back and forth through time and to places I didn't really have any thoughts. If I didn't mention getting a needed item, assume I already did. Any text in brackets [ ] is a note added afterwards, not while playing.
Kokiri Forest:
Fuck you, Mido.
Saria is adorable
Oh no daddy deku tree dead RIP
Oh no, Navi is sad 😢 don't be sad, honey
Hyrule Field:
Big Bord. Too bad birds aren't real.
What's that colorful thing in the distance? Ooo~ that looks cool, let's check it out, see if it's friendly.
NOT FRIENDLY NOT FRIENDLY
How do I run faster?
Wow the day/nights in this game are fast
Oh the map isn't that big [spoiler: I regret saying this later.]
Hyrule Castle Town:
*inhales* there're so many pots in this room
Hyrule Castle:
*keeps smacking the fairy stone things with my sword* DO SOMETHING.
The guards here are fucking useless. I'd be mad as hell if I hired them.
Aw Zelda's cute
Oh no, Ganondorf is hot
Kakariko Village:
This place is conveniently close to the castle
I have no motivation to get every Golden Skulltula. Sorry, cursed family, only 5 of you are going back to normal.
Aw kid dont make fun of Dampe. You'll Dampe-n his mood.
Real talk, this graveyard is creepy ngl
Oh okay, see the Triforce, play the Lullaby. Good to know
Uh? H-hello? Who are you? Are you okay? Are you dead? HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK GET OFF ME HOLY FUC K NONONONONO
FUCK YOU TOO
Goron City:
Jump, dammit. Why can't I jump? No jump? Only roll? I want to jump.
Darunia gives off wholesome dad vibes ☺
Lost Woods shortcut! Cool!
Dodongo's Cavern:
Wow a fire level that I don't instantly hate.
Idk why everyone was bitching about Navi being annoying. Sure, she gets repetitive sometimes, but she's so great for locking onto a target. Great for helping me kill a firey Zubat
Oh thank fuck they have a list of my learned songs. I can't remember anything ever.
Zora's Domain:
Give me the beans, boy.
Okay if I go into a room, break the pots, come back out, and go in again, the pots reset. Infinite cash?
Ooo~! A shortcut to Lake Hylia. I'll make a mental note of that. I wish it were in the Lost Woods tho so I can go from Goron City to Zora's Domain faster
Pfft oh my god the King Zora dude shuffling to his right for a solid minute
Jabbu-Jabbu
Oh my GOD, Ruto, shut the fuck up.
I see the mood here is constant panic. How electrifying
Why does every fish lady want to marry Link?
[Edit: it occurred to me about 2 months after playing this game that the story in Mipha's Diary (BOTW) about how a Zora princess fell in love with a Hylian Knight is referring to Ruto. I'm so oblivious jfc]
Recap:
Deku Tree 😭
Dodongo's Cavern 😄
Jabbu-Jabbu's Belly 😩
To Hyrule Castle:
Oh it's the Ocarina of Time. That's the name! They did the thing!
Part 1--- Part 2--- Part 3 --- Part 4
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